{"id":86,"date":"2011-07-08T14:47:30","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T12:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/?p=86"},"modified":"2012-07-16T14:30:03","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T12:30:03","slug":"der-star-en-flaske","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Der st\u00e5r en flaske&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Mel: Jeg plukker fl\u00f8jlsgr\u00e6s)<\/p>\n<p>Der st\u00e5r en flaske i k\u00f8leskabet<br \/>\nDet er en bajer og den skal d\u00f8<br \/>\nJeg henter fluks \u00e5bneaggregatet<br \/>\nOg kapslen ryger i et fors\u00f8g<br \/>\nOg nu udf\u00f8res en hellig gerning<br \/>\nEn bajer m\u00f8der sin overmand<br \/>\nOg inden l\u00e6nge der flyder \u00f8llet<br \/>\nI ganen som var det saftevand.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jeg drikker gErna jeg bunder gErna<br \/>\nMin lille \u00f8l lever livet h\u00e5rdt<br \/>\nOg da der ej mere er \u00f8l i flasken<br \/>\nJeg t\u00e6nker &#8220;Det sku&#8217; forl\u00e6ngst v\u00e6r&#8217; gjort&#8221;<br \/>\nMen heldigvis kan jeg flere finde<br \/>\nI k\u00f8leskabet st\u00e5r fler&#8217; p\u00e5 spring<br \/>\nOg inden l\u00e6nge der svinder m\u00e6ngden<br \/>\nAf \u00f8l i k\u00f8leren hastigt ind.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c5h nej hvad sker der en katastrofe<br \/>\nMin bl\u00e6re trykker hvad g\u00f8r jeg nu?<br \/>\nJeg s\u00e6tter flasken og l\u00f8ber hastigt<br \/>\nMod toilettet babu babu &#8230;. (babu babu)<br \/>\nOg trykket lettes i stride str\u00f8mme<br \/>\nHvad ind er kommet skal ud igen<br \/>\nNu kan jeg trygt genoptage<br \/>\nIndtagelsen af \u00f8l hvilken herlig ting!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Mel: Jeg plukker fl\u00f8jlsgr\u00e6s) Der st\u00e5r en flaske i k\u00f8leskabet Det er en bajer og den skal d\u00f8 Jeg henter fluks \u00e5bneaggregatet Og kapslen ryger i et fors\u00f8g Og nu udf\u00f8res en hellig gerning En bajer m\u00f8der sin overmand Og &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/?p=86\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}