{"id":32,"date":"2011-04-22T13:54:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T11:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/?p=32"},"modified":"2011-04-22T13:54:33","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T11:54:33","slug":"haemoriden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"H\u00e6moriden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Han havde f\u00e5et en h\u00e6moride,<\/p>\n<p>Men hvor den sad si&#8217;r vi ikke her.<\/p>\n<p>Det gjorde ondt n\u00e5r han skulle bummelum,<\/p>\n<p>Men ogs\u00e5 tit selvom han lod v\u00e6r&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Han brugte cremer og acetone,<\/p>\n<p>Med osteh\u00f8vl gav han sig i kast.<\/p>\n<p>Men regionen blev bare gloende,<\/p>\n<p>Og h\u00e6moriden sad stadig fast.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Men i avisen, der fandt han lykken.<\/p>\n<p>Annoncen loved&#8217; et bedre liv:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Med yoga styrker man b\u00e5des psyken,<\/p>\n<p>Og man bli&#8217;r b\u00f8jelig som et siv.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Han gik i tr\u00e6ning, lod v\u00e6r&#8217; at spise,<\/p>\n<p>Og han blev smidigere dag for dag.<\/p>\n<p>Og \u00e5ret efter ved kyndelmisse,<\/p>\n<p>Da bed han selv h\u00e6moriden af.<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Han havde f\u00e5et en h\u00e6moride, Men hvor den sad si&#8217;r vi ikke her. Det gjorde ondt n\u00e5r han skulle bummelum, Men ogs\u00e5 tit selvom han lod v\u00e6r&#8217;. &nbsp; Han brugte cremer og acetone, Med osteh\u00f8vl gav han sig i kast. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/?p=32\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-udefra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nereus.dk\/kraewsange\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}